Cindy McCain - July 2008 - Yikes!

Whomever is dressing Cindy McCain needs to STOP this downward spiral right now. Yikes, In an effort to make the McCain missus seem less uptight and more approachable, they have turned her into a coquettish bimbo, with flaming red lips and lots of cleavage. She looks like an aging Barbie.

Cindy, Cindy, Cindy , you and your image people must know that the only people at the end of this aging Barbie tunnel are Jenna Jamieson, Dolly Parton, Pussycat Dolls, Girlicious, Pam Anderson, need we go on?

Charlotte Hilton Anderson over at Huffpost brought our attention to this. She writes ,”You’re leaving cute blond territory and are on a straight trajectory to Tammy Faye. At the moment I put you right around Dolly Parton — minus the impressive cleavage. Not that you seem to know it from some of the shirts you’ve been, er, flaunting lately. “ 

Cindy Mccain - Elegant and Presidential

While, yes, we admit, the initial look was a tad uptight, it worked. The tight hair, the tight face, had an air of inaccessibility but it worked.

She looked Presidential and even managed to make her husband look good and look like he married really well.

Now he just looks like a confused old man that made a mistake and married a floozie. The hair is too much, put it back up!!!, a little looser if you wish.

Keep the pearls, lose the cleavage.  Enough of that chunky jewelry. Easy on the makeup. Where are you going with this? Giant hoops, Bamboo hoops “a la” girlicious or Pussycat dolls, booty shorts?

Even Hillary did not get away with showing a fraction of that cleavage. This is too too boobylicious, too too Dolly Parton. Too too tacky.

All we can say, now is, Cindy, take back your power!!. Take it back!!. Don’t be a puppet. We may not vote for your husband, but we like you.

Cindy McCain - June 2008 - Whoa!

We know Michelle is dominating the fashion scene and fierce fashion lady Tyra is doing her best Michelle Obama impression in the August pages of Harpers Bazaar.

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